how does cr1tikal not get startled by anything. how do you do it, cr1tikal. did someone hurt you. did you lose something you once held dear. is that why you’re so dead inside. you can tell me, cr1tikal. i am here for you, and i’m worried about you.
i think ur vagina is on fire
It’s like the gate way to Narnia or some shit.
Sex is scary.
SHES OL GREGG. SHE’S GOT A MANGINA.
First Stephie’s breasts ignited and now this, I’m genuinely fucking scared as to what might happen next.
why dudes act like its totally acceptable to be unecessarily gross and sexual immediately in conversations online its so jarring like “hi how are you doing I read your profile I want to cum all over your tits and fuck you in the ass” like what the hell why is that normal introduction standard chill please
Sounds like a total charmer.
On Tuesday, a bonsai tree boldly went where no bonsai tree has gone before.
Azuma Makoto, a 38-year-old artist based in Tokyo, launched two botanical arrangements into orbit: “Shiki 1,” a Japanese white pine bonsai tree suspended from a metal frame, and an untitled arrangement of orchids, lilies, hydrangeas, and irises.