tgweaver:

It’s like looking into a mirror

tgweaver:

It’s like looking into a mirror

Reblogged from TGWeaver's Trash Heap

diaemyung:

Penis Size and Finger Length

Yaoi hands explained?

Reblogged from DKB

usbdongle:

mr-radical:

how does cr1tikal not get startled by anything. how do you do it, cr1tikal. did someone hurt you. did you lose something you once held dear. is that why you’re so dead inside. you can tell me, cr1tikal. i am here for you, and i’m worried about you.

beardburrito:

stickyhunter:

sarkyfancypants:

slugbox:

alexandraplumpkin:

mirandacrosgrove:

paradisaic:

nicefriend:

girls

i think ur vagina is on fire

vagina beam

It’s like the gate way to Narnia or some shit. 

Sex is scary.



SHES OL GREGG. SHE’S GOT A MANGINA.


Remember…

First Stephie’s breasts ignited and now this, I’m genuinely fucking scared as to what might happen next.

beardburrito:

stickyhunter:

sarkyfancypants:

slugbox:

alexandraplumpkin:

mirandacrosgrove:

paradisaic:

nicefriend:

girls

i think ur vagina is on fire

vagina beam

It’s like the gate way to Narnia or some shit.
 

Sex is scary.

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SHES OL GREGG. SHE’S GOT A MANGINA.

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Remember…

First Stephie’s breasts ignited and now this, I’m genuinely fucking scared as to what might happen next.

rad-pax-personal:

Cr1tikal: *look at death itself in the face*
Cr1tikal: *monotone sarcastic voice voice* oh no.. 

Reblogged from serenade my candy ass

kanayastrider:

why dudes act like its totally acceptable to be unecessarily gross and sexual immediately in conversations online its so jarring like “hi how are you doing I read your profile I want to cum all over your tits and fuck you in the ass” like what the hell why is that normal introduction standard chill please

Sounds like a total charmer.

justice4mikebrown:

Day 19: Darren Wilson still has not been arrested for the murder of Mike Brown.

cwilock:

MK x AC part 2!! with a dash of zelda

Part 1 here!

slunky-mcgee said: How about a 7 please, mein chimeric friend! :333

chimeracorp:

She doesn’t like big coats.

or the cold,

  • clementine: Upset? You're fucking cra--
  • lee: *wakes up, regains human consciousness, uncuffs himself and walks all the way to a remote park area* YOUNG LADY

arrctic:

fastcodesign:

On Tuesday, a bonsai tree boldly went where no bonsai tree has gone before.

Azuma Makoto, a 38-year-old artist based in Tokyo, launched two botanical arrangements into orbit: “Shiki 1,” a Japanese white pine bonsai tree suspended from a metal frame, and an untitled arrangement of orchids, lilies, hydrangeas, and irises.

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shiiiit

Reblogged from turbonerd

ermahgerdfangirl:

IF YOU EVER WANT TO JUST LAUGH YOUR ASS OFF JUST WATCH THE GMODS X2 SPEED IM CRY IN G JUST LISTEN

ermahgerdfangirl:

I LIED I LIED I LIED IF YOU REALLY WANT TO LAUGH LISTEN TO THEM AT X0.5 SPEED THEY SOUND SO FUCKING DRUNK IM PEEING